A Mommy Blogger’s Lament →
Devorah Blachor, writing for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:
June 20, 2039
Dear Son,
I realize that you’re angry, and I’d like the opportunity to clarify a few things. If you heard my side of the story, you wouldn’t be so quick to resent a mother who’s done nothing more than love you.
I never pitched “Is my Toddler a Homophobe?” to Thisisnotyourbubbysblog. After my “What the Fuck Happened to my CD Player?” essay in It’s Motherhood, Bitches, they approached me and asked if I had any story ideas.
Jesus, this is perfect.