Sovereign Citizens Challenge Authority of Law

Kristina Goetz:

Shawn Rice, experts say, was among about 300,000 people in the United States who consider themselves "sovereign citizens," members of a group observers say is both increasingly popular and increasingly violent.

The loose-knit movement, which has few organized groups or prominent public leaders, is built around a central tenet: Many years ago, a conspiracy infiltrated the U.S. government and subverted it, replacing parts of the legitimate government with a so-called illegitimate one.

Thus, sovereigns believe, most or all aspects of the government should not apply to them.

Beyond that, sovereign ideology varies widely as it spreads via Internet videos and classes taught by "gurus."

Many self-proclaimed sovereigns believe that county sheriffs are the only legitimate law-enforcement authority — a belief that seems to stem from long-running claims made by other anti-government groups that see federal law enforcement as a violation of the Bill of Rights. Others claim that supposed historical international treaties grant them authority to govern themselves. Newer organized groups have the stated purpose of preparing to replace the current — and supposedly illegitimate — Congress and other agencies.

Does anybody else see the delicious irony in the fact that these sovereign citizens have decided that, to become sovereign, one must file a bundle of paperwork with the local bureaucracy?

Oh, and also—bitches be crazy!

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Your Weekly Mad Men HW: Season 7, Ep. 1

Ah, the Monday after a new episode of Mad Men. I decided that giving just my wife 8-10K words of reading to do a week wasn’t fair. I’m linking to my three favorite below with the caveat that Tom & Lorenzo’s Mad Style isn’t out yet. Anyway, here’s three decidedly different takes on the same hour of television:

The Classic

Season Premiere Review: 'Mad Men' - 'Time Zones': Sliding Doors

by Alan Sepinwall:

And Scott Hornbacher shoots him in such a way that Freddy doesn't seem to be delivering this pitch to another character (who will be revealed in a moment to be Peggy), but straight to us. And he's not telling us about Accutron watches, not really. Instead, the subtext of his pitch seems to be something like this:

Hi there. Tonight, the role of Don Draper will be played by... me. Good ol' recovering drunk and reformed pants-wetter Freddy Rumsen. Only in a few minutes you'll see that the role of Don is now being played by cuddly old man Lou Avery, and that Pete will now be played by one-eyed Ken, and Joan will somehow filling Ken's shoes, and Roger will be hosting a non-stop orgy in his apartment, and Pete will have gone completely native in LA while the actual Don Draper won't fit in on either coast. And the only constant will be Peggy Olson catching grief from decisions made by all the men in her life, past and present. 

"Mad Men." Trust no one, and expect the unexpected.

The Internet

Mad Men Season 7 Premiere Recap: The Men and the Girls

By Matt Zoller Seitz:

The shot is reminiscent of the opening shot of The Godfather, and the opening shot of Miller’s Crossing, which paid it homage. In both films, the character doing the speaking is in a socially inferior position, begging a more powerful person for a favor. Freddy, once a pants pissing drunk, now a freelance ad writer committed to A.A., sounds brash and centered here, but he too is in a supplicant’s position. The camera starts to zoom out, Godfather and Miller’s Crossing style, as Freddy says “The watch appears, bottom third, the second hand movies with a fluid sweep, and above it: ‘Accutron Time.’”

The Writer

‘Mad Men,’ Week 1: Welcome to Disneyland

by Molly Lambert:

In less ambitious televisual narratives, events act as obvious signposts, leading us around the trail bend to the waterfall of a finale that resolves most of the season’s big questions, leaving some open if it’s especially smart. But Mad Men’s events rarely cause any permanent resolutions, just promises that crumble into silt like New Year’s resolutions in an ashtray.

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David Foster Wallace’s ‘Five Common Word Usage Mistakes’

Shane Parrish:

ENGLISH 183A, 25 SEPTEMBER 2002—YOUR LIBERAL-ARTS $ AT WORK

Here is DFW’s 2002 Pomona College handout on five common word usage mistakes for his advanced fiction writing class.

Nothing like a little word usage homework on a Saturday night, am I right?

Also, can I just say—I really hope that one day my former students are posting my grammar handouts on the internet.

/via kottke.org

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A Little Pizza Homework

Sam Sifton:

There is pizza dough in my refrigerator right now. I made it last night in about 20 minutes, 15 of which were spent reading a magazine while it rested. I’ll bake it tomorrow night under mozzarella, then put a small arugula salad on top, an homage to the Green and White pizza available at Roberta’s in Brooklyn.

The actual cooking of the pizza will take about 10 minutes, from first stretching the dough to pulling it from the oven, a bubbling cheese pie of enormous distinction and flavor. Add the time needed for the oven to heat and I’d still be waiting to get a delivery of an ordinary cheese pie from the pizza joint six blocks away.

As my family and friends know, I love pizza. What I might love even more, though, is making pizza. This article is exactly right in its tone—anyone with an oven can make pizza. What are you waiting for? It’s Saturday night. Read the article and go make some.

/via Slice

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Separating Fact from Fiction: Infant Teething

Clay Jones:

Though we have come a long way in our understanding of human physiology since the 19th century, there remains widespread misunderstanding of what symptoms can reasonably be attributed to teething. Parents and other caregivers are quick to list fever, difficulty sleeping, fussiness, drooling, changes in feeding amount and frequency, nasal congestion, and diarrhea, in addition to the most frequently cited symptom of pain, but the evidence has not been very supportive of these beliefs. To put it bluntly, it does not appear that the eruption of a tooth can be successfully predicted by any collection of symptoms. I have spoken to many parents who believe that their child has been teething for weeks without a tooth revealing itself. It just doesn’t work that way.

While listening to the latest episode of Dads Being Dads, the hosts mentioned this article as a follow-up to their discussion of so-called “amber teething necklaces,” a product that I hadn’t heard about up until that point. While I’d like to say that I’m surprised that people would buy into such snake oil peddling—well, I’m not. Linked-to as an update to that that piece, which I’m sad to see has to include the following disclaimer:

This article assumes you are happy to accept science as the best way of discovering the truth about the natural world

was the Jones piece. It kind of blew my mind. If you’re a parent of an infant of teething age, it’s going to blow your mind as well.

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The National-I Should Live in Salt (Live in Studio Q)

I don’t know what it is about Q or Jian Ghomeshi that always inspires such great live performances. Maybe it’s a Canadian thing? This is a great performance of a great track, which, because of the its odd time signature, must always be tricky to pull off.

And if you haven’t already, definitely check out Mistaken For Strangers—you don’t need to be a fan of The National to enjoy it. Siblings, especially brothers, will find it really compelling.

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The Ultimate Guide to Solving iOS Battery Drain

Scotty Loveless:

iOS 7.1 came out recently and brought with it a bevy of design tweaks and performance enhancements. However, some users are reporting poor battery life since the update, and many blogs are reporting it as fact. (Users will report poor battery life after every iOS update. Always. For eternity. This is not newsworthy.)

This is not one of those "Turn off every useful feature of iOS" posts that grinds my gears. My goal is to deliver practical steps to truly solve your iOS battery woes.

One quick thing before we start — 99.9% of the time it is not actually iOS that is causing your battery to drain quickly. I guarantee you that if you erased your phone and there were no apps or email on it, it would last for ages. But, no one uses their device like that, nor should they. Hopefully with these steps you will be living in iOS battery bliss while still using all the apps and features you love.

But first, we need to test and see if you even have a problem to begin with.

If you have an iPhone, you’d be a fool not to read this article.

/via Marco Arment

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